shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

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mnrva:

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

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burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

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agreed