This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK