michigansmanofmayhem:

Booty had me like

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

(via cumfort)

acceptvnce:

devisions:

yeamecool:

Amen.

is she god

wow
anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught
"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(via oomshi)

teacupnosaucer:

sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

our neighbour is named hunter

once he locked his keys in the house and rather than calling (nearby) family for a spare, he punched a hole through the glass of his basement window and broke his arm

(via heatingpad)

ziggystardick:

Bestfri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
B(∞)ty

(via pizza)

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via holynipples)

laney0836:

Walk into school like

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

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