gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

image

(via sextnoise)

verticaliciouss:

Hi guys

it’s me Jack (i was tumblr user relahvant)

i got terminated this morning and lost 223k.. 

i’m  trying to get my blog back but idk… i don’t think i will and it’s very very upsetting..

if you want to follow me here i guess then go for it

(via happiest)

automatically:

me as a parent

(via circumcising)

dying